unspoken rules of the gungeon

Rule 1. dont enter without a fire arm (gun)

rule 2. do not shoot the shopkeep....even though the price is high and money is very scarce

rule 3. listen to rule 1

rule 4. dont look at the gorgun's eyes.....no matter how hot she may look she will turn you to stone....then proceede to shoot/poison you

rule 5. seriously rule 1 is VERY important

rule 6. make sure you have keys for chests

rule 7. you got a gun? if not your screwed

rule 8. dont piss the dragun off....if you do it'll be the last thing you'll do

rule 9. anything that shoots would do...i dont care if its a unicorn horn

rule 10. no swords...they are blasphemous unless its a gunsword

rule 11. your original gun you brought in might be weak.....better guns will be provided....as long as you have keys or money

rule 12. money is actuly bullet shells but they are money

rule 13. the micro-transaction gun is not worth your time. it litrally wastes your currency in this place

rule 14. did i mention that you should have a gun ready

rule 15. dodge roll if your in trouble

rule 16. if you cant pass the tutorial you cant enter the gungeon

rule 17. if the ammunition in your gun explodes on your foes or could kill in less fires...........save it for the bigger guys it @(#% them up real good

rule 18. dont confuse the beholster with a beholder....it'll take offence to that and become a jammed boss

rule 19. dont laugh at the punny names of the bosses we came up with that

rule 20. did you forget rule 1?...no? good lets move on

rule 21. the punishment for trying to kill the bullet king is death by hunting your ass down

rule 22. the gatling gull shoots rockets out of its mouth.......dont ask me i have no clue

rule 23. find ammo boxes and then use it with the gun you found in the gungeon as long as you used the said gun...if its full leave the ammo box be

rule 24. yes we love our guns on this planet

rule 25. make sure you have a bullet ready for the gun that can kill the past

rule 26. got that gun for your entrance yet?

rule 27. if the ammoconda eats. it gets longer.....its the game of snakes but with bullets and your  a contender for its dinner

rule 28. if your a perv dont look at the gorguns boobs.....seriously, she'll kill you faster if you dont focus

rule 29. if you go down a chamber you cant get back up

rule 30. buy more guns after you freed a princess and a golem like guy with one arm.....it will be worth it

rule 30-A. bullet shells wont be currency for the new guns not yet in the gungeon

rule 31. the ammonomicon is your friend

rule 32. if you see the dragun for the 1st time....dont panic like a scard little cat. it smells fear with its gun like nose

rule 33. yes the bullets are holding guns that shoot that kind of bullet dont think to deep on it because thinking wastes time from dodging

rule 34. bullets will fly all over the place so dodge roll alot

rule 35. flip tables. it helps for awhile

rule 36.be sure to reload the gun before starting a boss fight

rule 37. blanks will help get rid of flying bullets, but dont get to blank happy because you start with 2

rule 38.if you die, all of the things you got will be stripped from your person except the things you started with because were not that cruel

rule 39. mimics will rhek you unless you shoot at them 1st

rule 40. some chests will explode if you dont open them

rule 41. if a wall tries to squish you wile shooting at you. retaliate before your a pancake

rule 42.kill the bullet king's right hand 1st. it'll make the fight easier by 3%

rule 43. explosives are ok

rule 44.getting close to enemies will equal death

rule 45. yes our gungeon can shift its locations because rouge-like game law

rule 46. if a gun has a status effect on the enemy......your pretty much less screwed

rule 47. all of these rules is not made by the people of dodge roll but a guy who likes this game alot

rule 48. make sure your ammo can do heavy damage on bosses because if not....then your chances of wining is smaller than a fly

rule 49. im pretty sure you take rule 1 to heart because honestly you need a gun for this place

final rule (aka rule 50). most of the bosses will end you so dont make fun of their families